Tito The Fool

Back then there was a dude here, name Tito. Tito swore up and down that one of these days, he will lay off the beef and eat a salad diet.

One day they started serving these Ceaser salads. Tito of course was delighted.

"Yo, they got these salads. They good. I'm officially on my salad diet now," he said.

I asked how many he ate.

"I had ten of those suckas!"

What a moron!